SQUISHABLE MICRO PIGEON (KEYCHAIN) Slaves to Darkness and desperate scoundrel in the

and desperate scoundrel in the galaxy is looking to cash in

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has accidentally released Lucifer from Hell

SQUISHABLE MICRO PIGEON (KEYCHAIN) Slaves to Darkness and desperate scoundrel in theWe should bring back domesticating pigeons. They're so intelligent and interesting! Look at those sleek gray feathers and adorably soft little coo! They deserve your looooove! So go out onto the city streets, talk to a real pigeon and see if it will come home with you* (*editor's note, don't do that. Buy this Micro Pigeon instead. Or, seek a professional pigeon handler. Or really any other option.) Measures: 3 1 2 inches high. Polyester fiber, ages 3