Goblin Mode Shorts Size:38 5" from top of collar

5" from top of collar to bottom of hem

no matter where you are

Please do not interrupt the genius (me) while he drinks his genius juice

but delicious battlefields in America

We're all we've got

Goblin Mode Shorts Size:38 5" from top of collarThese shorts will serve as a reminder to everyone around you that you could go absolute goblin mode at the drop of a dime.. BEWARE!! Super lightweight Elastic waist with plenty of stretch, but also strings on the inside to tighten if you need. Front AND back pockets 6" inseam for an above the knee fit. WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT?? *NEW & IMPROVED DESIGN* 4 way stretch, elastic waist with hideaway drawstring, quick drying material 78% cotton, 19% poly, 3%